March 2013
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
illsevenyournine:
“Those poor boys’ lives will be ruined because of this.”
“But the girl was wearing—”
“She was drinking alcoho—”
“They won’t be able to play football anymore!”
“The boys’ futures are ruined because of her!”
“She should be held accountable, too!”
“What did she think was going to happen!?”
Petition to get CNN to apologize for sympathizing... →
taylor-wah:
rlydum:
this still need 45k+ notes????????? please sign
sign, it takes 10 seconds.
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
I think people think I am a detached, apathetic asshole because I show no emotion in negative/stressful situations but really I just hate feeling vulnerable so I suppress everything, proceed to go have really crazy, dramatic breakdowns in the privacy of my own room, then go eat snacks like it never happened
Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
confusedtree:
moonf0x:
confusedtree:
How many hundreds of stories about cops abusing their power do you have to hear before you stop making the bad apples argument and realize that the problem is actually with the institution that fights to protect anyone who wants to be one of those bad apples
Yes this makes sense because the only people that cops ever protect is other cops totally yeah...
allonsy-to-pigfarts:
ernmacarstairs:
the closest thing we have to parental supervision on here is john green but I don’t think he counts
danisnotorfire:
NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY
AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE
LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES
sukcish:
no matter how many gross things you tell me about mcdonalds I’m still going to eat it and you can’t stop me
classypineapple:
ITS
NEVER
OK
TO
JOKE
ABOUT
RAPE
drunj:
if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you